WELCOME TO ROGER REALM

about me

hi! i'm jamie :o)
you can also call me roger
i'm a boy adjacent thing (he/him or they/them)
i'm aro Maybe asexual too idk IDGAF. in real life. In fictional cartoon selfship shit though i am the complete opposite but like that's fake life.
i was born on 9.22.02
follow my best friends fig @tigsbitties and ollie @bandtrees and sammi @sammisafetypin on tumblr RIGHT THE FREAK NOW I have other friends too though shout-out to yaoi hivemind shout-out to the subway shout-out to everyfuckinbodyi'm an epic wheelchair driver FUCK having working legsi am also an """"ARTIST"""" according to someno byf/dni you already know the drill. just the usual byf stuff no -phobes no racists no proship weird freaks no weird transmed people or truscum or whatever ew.. i also especially am a known south park hater <3 it makes me uncomfortable! as does hetalia so you guys keep away from me please!love u ^3^

COMFORT CHARACTERS AND KINS

WORST PAGE INCOMINGNot all of my comfort characters but the SUPA IMPORTANT ones:
- skeet (jimmy neutron. yea you know the one bitch.)
- rammy (um jammer lammy)
- edgar jomfru (metalocalypse)
- newman (seinfeld)
- jimmy the robot (the aquabats!)
- colonel noodle (parappa)
- chuck (wordgirl)
- emperor pilaf (dragon ball)
- strong sad (homestar runner)
- dr. n. gin (crash bandicoot)
- teddy ruxpin
- sonic the hedgehog
- the rock-afire explosion. Like all of them.

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here's my kinsss YES I'M A GROWN MAN AND STILL KIN IT'S OK.... TIS FUNmy ULTIMATE 100% ME kin is roger klotz from doug i Wish i was joking but no

here's the rest of the banana bunch:- nathan explosion (metalocalypse)- shadow the hedgehog- sheldon plankton (spongebob)- peridot (steven’s universe)- mettaton undertale- bubby (hlvrai)- swerve (transformers mtmte)- marcus davenport (lab rats)- proto man/blues (mega man)- tails doll (sonic R but also the creepypasta one too lol)- wreck-gar (transformers animated)- turbo/king candy (wreck it ralph)- beppi the clown (cuphead)- zim (invader zim)- dexter (dexter's lab)- lain iwakura (serial experiments lain)- foxy the pirate (fnaf. just the first fnaf game)- trent lane (daria)- jeff andonuts (earthbound)- bart simpson- susie (deltarune)- TKO (ok ko)- robot jones (whatever happened to robot jones)- umbreon (pokemon)- max (where the wild things are)

OTHER STUFF

i'm on a fucking LOT of other sites, i'm most active on @rammy on tumblr and @myztikspiral on twitteri have other bullshit sites such as my instagram (@cometsongs) i use to post art and my pinterest (@mcspankys) to make character moodboards and other thingsi already have a lot of about pages on sites but i just made this abridged bio for fun ^_^my bio on tumblr has a LOT more about me than this onei have another carrd for my self shipping and self insert antics and if you want you can ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for it. i used to be shy about it but now i love telling peoplei love my friends very much shoutout to my fellow mr meaty employees my fellow yaoi hivemind freaks my fellow sillydelphians my fellow subway customers i love youthat's all folks

INTERESTS

this page is so fucking long btw. some of these are not things i like in a FANBASE way but things i just generally enjoy and like a lotseries:homestar runner, wordgirl, metalocalypse, seinfeld, veggietales, dragon ball, jimmy neutron, adventure time, the simpsons, serial experiments lain, mission hill, g1 transformers, transformers earthspark, teddy ruxpin, mob psycho 100, regular show, the aquabats! super show!, spongebob, over the garden wall, invader zimmovies:
child's play (one of my longest running interests that I am so opinionated about teehee), rock and rule, gremlins, re-animator, perfect blue, tokyo godfathers, dreamworks trolls, the lego movie, the emperor's new groove, wreck-it ralph (not 2 i fucking hate 2)music:
ween (favorite band... ever), nine inch nails (other favorite band... ever), type o negative, the aquabats!, the cure, they might be giants, KMFDM, bikeride, lemon demon (and just any of neil's work), gorillaz, korn, limp bizkit, screaming headless torsos, ICP, mr. bungle, dethklok, primus, death grips, machine girl, kate bush, prozzak, bjork, happy hardcore, breakcore, chiptune music, vaporwave, SO MUCH SKAgames:sonic the hedgehog (literally one of the most important pieces of media in my life ever. i could talk about sonic for hours. please talk to me about sonic.), um jammer lammy and parappa the rapper (another big special interest), crash bandicoot (super lover of twinsanity/radical entertainment era stuff, basically everything besides It's About Time is cool though), ANTONBLAST, super smash bros, touhou Kind of i guess, mother series but mostly earthbound, super mario bros, yo! noid 2, undertale, deltarune, the town with no name (i love it unironically very much dont u fukin laugh at me), cuphead, pizza tower, kirby, team fortress 2, five nights at freddy's (fuckin hate scott cawthon though booooo my games now bitchhhhh), idk i guess im pretty good at fruit ninja. i dont actually play video gamesother:
ytp/ytpmv, vinesauce, furbies, higurashi, animatronics (especially animatronic bands), disney parks (i am not an uncritical Disney Adult i promise lol), theme parks in general, electronic toys (interactive ones like furby or tape talkers like teddy ruxpin), bootlegs, lost media, toy repair, local58, hlvrai, retro commercials, mascot (mainly cereal, snack food and fast food mascots), haunted mansion, defunctland, clowns, mr. blobby, chuck e. cheese, rock-afire explosion (i don't support aaron fechter), discontinued snack food/fast food/cereals, i also just love the 2000s in general